ZUNI Café - Market Street

The good: Décor, food (f you have enough of it – and do be sure to order enough of it)

The bad: The service (and Bitter Pam, as bitter as she may be, does not generally bitch about service: waiter just happened to be exceedingly rude, smug and pompous). The prices. Don’t want to spend $30 a plate on one chicken leg and two baby carrots.

The bottom line: Skip it, or go for lunch when you can get the burger – is purportedly good. Instead, head to Hotel Byron around the corner and get a good glass of wine and some appetizers, without the smug service, absurd prices or general bad taste in mouth upon exit.

The bathroom: Is so far from the table that my friends wonder whether I’ve gone on an epic adventure, and I’ve worked up a sweat getting back up the stairs.